Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 18, 2018

I say this with respect and kindness. I can’t believe no one did this yet.

Child labor laws prevent them from taking it on the lamb.

But all the alternatives are ewes-less!

Moving services are so deer…..

so he tried to save a few bucks…. but it turned out to be bull.

In front of his friend now, he’s having a cow….

but it’s just to cover up that he’s feeling really sheepish.

If he wants to motivate the little lambs he should yell CHOP! CHOP!

I don’t know, a company like that might try to fleece you.

As Alana Morrissette said back in the 90’s ewe you ought to know by now.

Yeah. Next time call Annie Haul.

But the Kids in the Haul will prove there is safety in numbers, just in case there’s a wolf in…..one of Annie’s outfits?

better than Ewe Pee Ess. LOL

Local large animal veterinarian had that on this truck.