Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 05, 2018

oh, Charlie Brown, go give a nickel to Lucy to find out what (absurd) advice she has to offer

CB, it becomes worse when you’re married!

Truer words were never spoken, Oh wise one. But talking about another women is just about as bad as it gets. Right up there with “Gee, putting on a little weight, dear? Might want to lay off the Twinkies!”

You’re right, Charlie Brown, so don’t even sweat it!

Now PP has an excuse to join #metoo, oh the humanity! Now you’ve got hand CB.

An entire evening? …more like a few minutes.

I wonder if Snoopy is referring to all girls, or does he just mean Charlie Brown says the wrong thing most of the time?

does this make me look fat? how do you like my hair? where would you like to eat? which dress should I wear? what are you looking at? -- are just a few of those questions that come up almost every time which have no ‘safe’ answer or comment. you can always do what my son-in-law does, he responds to any uncomfortable question or comment with – how about them Lakers?!it usually gets a laugh – but NOT always :)

I know, right, Snoopy?

So timely, so true!

When you are with girl.. even things you think will get you in trouble.. it.. is a no win situation. Stay with your dog Charlie..

Today’s Peanuts and the comments reminded me of a sketch Johnny Carson did long ago about a television show billed as “The Dating, Mating, Marrying, Hating Game.”

Census taker: “Are you married or happy?”

At least Charlie Brown has his dog to talk to. I know I love talking to my doggos.

Snoopy said the exact response I would’ve said.

I’ve had days and days like that.