Close to Home by John McPherson for May 17, 2018

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 6 years ago

    If he offers to take you to the Hall of Presidents, leave immediately. If he wants to take you to the Wall of Science, accompany him. If he suggests that you squeeze the wheeze, you’re on your own.

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    Wait until you see the car he’s driving if he offers you a ride home!

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 6 years ago

    Creepiest clown this side of Pennywise!

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    Qiset  over 6 years ago

    I think we’re all bozos on this bus.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 6 years ago
    given the size of the table, she was wondering how he was able to play footsie with her
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    GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago

    He’s a clown, that Charlie Brown.

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    “ What are you doodly-do-doing after dinner, baby?”

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    Bozo T  over 6 years ago

    No relation, thank goodness!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I thought Jack-in-the-Box blew that guy up a long time ago.

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    coffeeturtle  over 6 years ago

    Don’t say Sherry didn’t warn you.

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    jivanimark  over 6 years ago

    Oh, quit your clowning around

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 6 years ago

    Bozo the Clown’s net worth is $17 Million, just saying…

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