Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 14, 2018

Maybe some of the ego fell of and attached itself to Phoebe. Notice how the first line seems more like the words Marigold would use.

Since when do unicorns use human bathrooms? Don’t they usually just go on the dirt?

Wait, Marigold noticed the toilet paper the whole time and didn’t do anything about it?! What is the deal!?

oh, won’t this be an interesting story arc for a week or few with Phoebe trying to cure Marigold of her depression

Doesn’t seem like herself? Well, yesterday she dumped all of her hair at once and became the world’s largest Mexican Hairless. I would feel funny too.

Wonder what gave Marigold the deflated ego. Also, Phoebe looks cute with a ponytail.

And the ceremonial Last Panel Plot Shot. ;)

Do unicorns use toilet paper?… no, I’ll not do a research to find the answer.

Awww, fewmets.

I just had a vision of Marigold with The Cone of Shame. I’m still laughing. With her horn, she’d look exactly like a satellite dish. She’d probably pick up other unicorns’ messages.

She seemed to regrow her fur fairly quickly! :)