Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 16, 2018

take Andy home, Chalkie

Would that make Andy the “floater” on the dart team?

A possible answer could be “All of them”, Chalkie.

“Which ball should I hit?”

“The one in the middle.”

“Which bat should I use?”

(He had this exact problem on the cricket pitch years ago.)

Just throw and see what sticks

3 boards, 3 darts – Throw one at each

Toss the handful at once, Andy.

Close one eye,squint,and throw ;)

only the British would combine alcohol consumption with throwing sharp pointy weapons at a target 20 feet away

Since Andy’s probably seeing several darts as well, just aim and throw! He’ll think he hit all of them! lol!

Just how many fingers does Andy have?

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Good thing they aren’t playing lawn darts. (Whose bright idea was that?)