In Security by Bea R. for May 09, 2018

Isn’t that Sedine’s reality? Ow and her don’t seem that close anymore.

Well, so much for this myth:

The only reason to have a wire frame headboard is to make it easy to attach the handcuffs.

“…And when she opened the closet, all the clothes were polyester!”

I’d really like to see them be this amicable more often.

“And it’s hereditary! None of Ow’s children will love you either!”. Ellie would probably die if she was given no love as a granny. :’(

Another chiaroscuro! I wonder what de la Tour’s “The Fortune Teller” would look like with Sedine, Charlene, Ellie, and Hubbs as characters…I may ask Bea R. for that this Christmas ;-)

Rarity: Is a ghost story, all of them are made-up

Scary,and kinda sexay;).

This could be the perfect time to tell Ellie about the birds and the bees. And if that’s not interesting enough, they can discuss Ellie’s relationship and commitment problems.

…and when she turned on the light she realized she was wearing a polka-dot shirt with horizontal striped pants!

And suddenly… she was married to a cat-hating Samsdung user! shock! horror!

And suddenly the salesclerk asks “Do you get the Senior’s Discount?”

Cat’s are good for everything, lap warmth, mice killers, the main subject of scary stories. They do it all.

Another scary story for them: “Clo-Chi is alive” or “You dye your hair right?”

Phew! Sedine had me going for a moment there…

And suddenly… Hubbs is at the door, all calm and collected, and ready to paint the town red with Ellie!

Methinks there may be some issues with Ellie and Ow that we don’t know about.

So this is what girls do at slumber parties? I always thought they painted each others toenails, compared bra sizes and talked about their first visit from Aunt Flo. This is much better!