Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 03, 2015
Transcript:
Jack: I don't know how to play golf! Gary: That's why we came to the driving range. To start out, just think of it as a bent over baseball swing. You'll see, after you've hit a bucket of balls, you'll start to get the hang of it. Jack: Then can we go? Gary: I meant one ball at a time! Jack: A couple of those went pretty far. Can we get another bucket?
loner34 almost 10 years ago
But my sense of hanging is much better than my sense of balance.
emjaycee almost 10 years ago
Gymnastics at school: that’s me on the balance beam, the parallel bars (even and uneven), and the vaulting horse. One that good side,my gym teacher praised me for doing the best front-roll somersault of all her classes.
Ballet class at age 6. Tried to stretch like I saw the older girls do and got my foot tangled up in the barre against the mirror and hung upside down. I was soon ‘promoted’ to jazz class: four years younger than the other girls, but no equipment to get tangled up in.
I’d a been a great subject for “American’s Funniest Home Videos” or YouTube, but this was decades before. Hence, my concentration on academics. The only reason, grace, agility, and I were ever in the same room was if they were in the dictionary I was using at the time.
hippogriff almost 10 years ago
Trubble: And that’s sloth, the first step on the road…