Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 29, 2018

If the piano makes a sound when it lands will it be like its victim and B flat?

It was his first (and only) piano soul. Oh!

The dreaded spatula of death.

hm… maybe he’ll get lucky and just scrape by

Also applies to anvils and safes…

At least he’s scooping up after himself.

If guy is gonna watch it fall on him, I don’t have a lot of sympathy

He is a one note man, he plays it all he can.

Apparently, they used to be pretty common, but thanks to public information campaigns, falling-piano-related fatalities have really dropped.

That’s what you get for loitering near the Acme building. (See also today’s Rubes)

It is just not safe.

Ew!