Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 02, 2018

It’s a garden bed.

Looks like something that tried to take a piece of my finger not too long ago. Now I know why they provide a follower.

You’ll wake up feeling refreshed and julienned.

It would be a grate way to lose weight.

It has a-peal

A great way to slice up your sex life!

Always use the safety guard. My son sliced the tip of his thumb off in one of those.

If it involves fruits and vegetables, it’s got to be kinky.

The cutting edge of bed technology.

The salesman kept muttering something about mirepoix, whatever that is, but I don’t think it’s important.

It even has a “sleep number” setting.

She doesn’t think there’s a sliver of truth to this.

Oh, he’s such a cut-up!

That’s one way to learn to play the mandoline.

Warning: It is NOT an adjustable bed! Don’t press the buttons on the side!

He got it for his mother-in-slaw.

Must be a fan of “Fifty Shades of Grate.”