Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 17, 2018

My eyes are not lying. That is a gentlemen’s TURTLE pin.

Squeeze Me.. Touch Me…Hold Me

Warning! Use of body parts in making jewelry is to be avoided!

I hear Laurel, damn it … or are my ears lying too???

I just came in to get a sandwich!

Jerry Lewis’s head is suffering the consequences of picking the wrong gentlemen’s jewelry. That’s what he gets for picking a crab.

 

You crazy knuckleheads! It’s not about the turtle. The progression of numbers clearly represent humanity’s uncertain future on a post-apocalyptic nuclearly overcarbonated planet. By beheading the corpse of humanity the workers are immanentizing the eschaton! We doomed! We’re DOOOOOOMED!!

 

 

(or maybe it is about the turtle)

Do you have Prince Albert in a piercing?

That looks a lot like when I was in college and worked summers at the local aluminum plant.

That sandwich looks really good!

It must be about the sandwich.

22 (being a crabby kind of guy).

That is not a sandwich you see! “Your eyes tell lies.” Admit it and we may release your head before it POPS like that grape in the old 1937 Michel Strogoff film (with variant titles)—in the Verne novel and in other film versions, he really is blinded, but here, not so.

Can I have a sandwich now? All this thinking before dinner time is making me hungry, and I am happy to keep my broad head intact, please….

Prepares the meanest sliced souse sandwich..

Please note the turtle soup and sandwich with your own eyes.

On the menu…