Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 26, 2018

methinks ’twas not raining when Andy arrived at the pub

In everyone’s life, some rain has to fall in Andy’s case he needs a snorkel to get home or maybe he is home, get him another pint while he ponders that one

Would it have stopped him if he was going to the the pub, instead of leaving?

There’s no such thing as inclement weather, just inappropriate clothing.

Not quite intrepid enough, eh Andy?

Does it rain often in the UK?

(tongue in cheek)

come on dip get a move on it..

That type of rain requires at least three more pints.

Still on that borrowed piece of …

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That ‘spirit’ is why Britain, the UK, in fact Western Europe is cratering. Just giving up.

Anybody who knows me will know that I can’t stand hot, summer weather.

So when it’s too hot outside I often say “I’m not going out in that weather”

You’re laughing now but you’ll be the ones with wrinkles and permanent sunburn. Not to mention suspicious moles on your body…

I’m taking sunscreen on holiday with me to use on the ship’s deck because apparently the sun is stronger at sea which I didn’t know.

xxx

@Eldo

I keep forgetting to ask you. How did your blood donation go a few Sundays ago?

My last donation was issued to Doncaster Royal Infirmary. In England we get texts saying where our blood has gone. I wonder if Number Six is kicking himself for moving to Scotland because the texting feature is not available in Scotland, Ireland or Wales. He would be over the moon if he received such a text. It gives closure.

There’s something nice about rainy days.

What is Andy doing leaving the pub when he’s not drunk on his arse anyway?