Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 24, 2018

you’re not getting off the hook THAT easily, boy

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Can we talk?

Yes, we can! But do we?

OK Joan Rivers (RIP) go ahead and talk.

On what grounds?

Yes, son, we can talk…

we’re not goldfish; we have the gift of speech.

The question is, then, whether you may talk..

and yes, I suppose you may….

but I would advise you to remember who you’re talking to.

Glad to see you again, Tigressy.

As long as we can stand it!!!

Can we talk? Sure Tony. What’s your phone number?

Short and phunny. I like it.

@Tony:

Well, sure — as long as we have mouths and a voice box! And, while I’ve still got mine, I’ll ask today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Were you grounded? And what for? (Okay, so that’s TWO questions…!)

Sure we can talk. Just remember, anything you say can used against you.

In Elliot case, can we talk about the punishment you gave me for something you did.