Herman by Jim Unger for May 30, 2018

Or a job application, ironically enough.

IS, under the Third Street bridge an address . ???:)

I once sent a birthday card.. to the green house at 12th and Union street.. it got there..

I came back from overseas in 1982 and went Christmas shopping a week later in Southern California. My Sears card ha expired since I hadn’t used it for 4 years. So we went to the credit department.

Where do you live? We told him.Do you rent or own? Rent.How long have you lived there? Less than a week.What is you last address? Japan.Do you have a bank account? Yes.Where is it? Boston.Are you employed? No.What are you doing here? Just separated from the service. Looking for work. I’m an engineer and my wife is a registered nurse.

Credit card approved.

No fixed address is good if you plan to not pay.

Oh, it’s the modern take on things: I’m not homeless. I just have a “fluid” address.

This can be a catch-22 situation when you’re trying to buy a house.

I especially liked the one where he was requesting the loan in time for the next race.