Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 04, 2018

too late, Alice, you just missed the cow stampede

Good story, Petey. And you always say you don’t like it when things happen.

Feral cows are extra lean and only give 2% milk.

I ran the Frozen Foods department at work for 10 years and did see birds in the store, never a whole flock of them

I’ve been running the Dairy department for nearly 5 years now, still haven’t seen the feral Cows

I think Petey must grow up to be Calvin’s dad.

Wait’ll Dill hears about this!

Who says that Petey is boring?

I love it when Petey is on a roll like that.

Was Mom trampled by feral cows?

What a fabulous imagining! I will go grocery shopping with renewed interest now.

Yes you can Alice, just don’t go down the candy aisle, where currently Ms. Hershey Kiss and Mr. Peanut are making peanut M&M’s.

Angry feral cows…that’s a picture that’ll linger.

For such a passive homebody, Petey (my hero) has a mighty imagination! —And a sufficiently gullible little sister to bolster it!