Opus, listen up! Publish the lady’s personal, provided she paid for it. Then answer the ad. How many other short, flightless, aquatic birds are going to see the ad? And you control access to her phone number. It’s a slam dunk, man!
You will wimp out in the end, like you did with all those other opportunities for love in all the wrong places! (you had better chances with the women fawning over you when you danced erotically later in life – but sadly you never gave in to Penguin Lust!)
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
Opus, listen up! Publish the lady’s personal, provided she paid for it. Then answer the ad. How many other short, flightless, aquatic birds are going to see the ad? And you control access to her phone number. It’s a slam dunk, man!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 6 years ago
Good old 1983…the year Taxi and *M*A*S*H* were canceled.
laurag12363 Premium Member about 6 years ago
After Hairy Fish Nuts, the female ad is one of my favourites!
Kim Metzger Premium Member about 6 years ago
Careful, Opus. You may be headed for a serving platter.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 6 years ago
Opus, you should at least hope that the first gent doesn’t own a tuxedo or have herring breath!
Nyckname about 6 years ago
What’re the odds?
mjb515 about 6 years ago
Interesting conundrum, except she kind of looks like Steve Dallas in drag.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 6 years ago
And this my friends is how you lose your kidney or liver or some other organ, as well as your dignity.
john_chubb about 6 years ago
You will wimp out in the end, like you did with all those other opportunities for love in all the wrong places! (you had better chances with the women fawning over you when you danced erotically later in life – but sadly you never gave in to Penguin Lust!)
h.v.greenman about 6 years ago
No matter how many times it has been re-published, this one is a true classic
mourdac Premium Member about 6 years ago
One of my 2 favorites along with hunting liberals.
phoenixnyc about 6 years ago
Didn’t the lady make a reappearance in Breathed’s current strip?
dwkiser28603 about 6 years ago
Are we sure that wasn’t Steve in drag?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 6 years ago
A redhead? Makes me wish I was a short flightless aquatic bird!
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Just do your job, penguin, and quash the fantasizing….