Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 05, 2018

Was the IKEA thing before or after the 27th when founder Ingvar Kamprad died?

It’s hard to keep a breast of somethings.

https://www.adweek.com/creativity/why-the-ikea-ad-that-you-pee-on-is-maybe-not-as-weird-as-you-thought/

IKEA, bringing out the basic skills in everyone, I guess.

Very poorly worded comic today; and even sadder, I’m not interested enough to try to figure out what is being said.

I guess the IKEA promo was to prevent posers coming in for a free crib. I guess to be really sure they should have asked for an observed urination!

Ripley fails to mention before removing the implants that she had done a self-trepanning operation on her cranium and sucked out half her brains.

I read a novel once where the guy did his own circumcision, then jumped on a horse and rode into battle. Never forgot that—-but I can’t remember the name of the book.

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman.

Pretty sure Bulgaria’s not the only country that does that.

…oh, those poor Ikea cashiers…