Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 08, 2018

Looks like a £10 cue to me.

Well it’s definitely not a Parris Snooker Cue! They need to have Steve Davis, Hendry, or O’Sullivan wander in to the bar and teach Andy a lesson!

There’s your cue, Maurice.

To walk away.

This is not a joke, this is true. It is Maurice’s job to negotiate up, not Andy’s. Maurice is being ridiculous…

andy is a chisler you know cheap.

What difference does it make…Andy doesn’t have the money to pay, anyway! :~)

Maurice obviously doesn’t know Andy very well.

Say £300.

And watch the magic unfold…

Oh, the magic being Maurice passing out with shock.

xxx

Won £10 at bingo today. But of course I had to share it.

It was only me and Auntie this time so £5 each.

Any money I win at bingo is going towards my holiday in Norway.

Although he didn’t buy this one, it seems like Andy buys pool cues pretty often. Why? Does he break them in a fit of anger over a loss?