Garfield by Jim Davis for August 14, 2018

approximately half the day, huh?

“strenuous exercise”? Like feeding a entire pan of lasagna into your mouth?

A useful tip for all the lazy cats out there.

I’ll take that at a stretch

When properly done, stretching IS exercise. That is one of the principles behind Yoga

Out, on the couch.

Then a nap to recover.

It’s easier to do nothing.

Maybe you’re thinking of Yoga, Garf. But you should be done in about an hour, tops. Sleep off the exhaustion the rest of the time. More your style now?

That will be cutting into a lot of napping time.

Stretches and warmups not to be seen in nature, by survivors of the chase anyway!

He neglected to mention that it should be done while lying down and yawning.

That seems like a lot of stretching.

After that many hours, no need to do any other exercise.

That way, you’re hoping to get out of exercising?

The only reason Cats wake up and stretch and Then go back to sleep is because they cant really hug their pillows properly…zzz…zzz.zzz.

So between napping, eating, and stretching, Garfield has made sure he never gets to the strenuous exercise.

Ummm… exercising?… Garfield?… Am I seeing things?