FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 03, 2018

Could be worse, Paige. She could have become a solid and clamped onto you for the rest of the night.

something tells me Paige is not going to be paid very well once Katie’s mother returns

Give her rum cake…that’ll calm her down. >_>

You should try to anticipate the Brownian motion and intercept on the mean free path. Open your physics book, Paige 321!

Got it. Even though I didn’t want it. What’s all this hype about? Nothing that 10mg of diazepam won’t solve. Should be some in every babysitter’s emergency kit.You’ll thank me later.

Astounding that she absorbed that much from chemistry class.

Again!

Surely there’s bound to be a sedative somewhere.

No more cake. Mom should not have chocolate cake. I know would not make the strip with the girl not bouncing around. Here at our house, we use pie filling in the cake. I am allergic to chocolate no I do not jump around, effects me different even hint of chocolate or white chocolate.

Apply the Adderall Principle… administer more cake! Hyper stimulate the subject until the brain implodes.

Don’t worry. The adage of “What goes up, goes down.” will take effect as soon as the sugar rush is over.

Katie is a classic cartoon character. She deserves her own strip.

Weee? She’s trying to find a potty?