Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 14, 2018

I think the fashion statement of unicorns wearing T-shirts on their hind legs is going to be gone really quick

And the human is wearing a T-shirt of it’s own. Wearception!

Well excuse the human for a having something to say!

If one truly loved humans, like it says on the shirt… then it shouldn’t be a problem to wear a human! LOL!

yes… it does…

Poor girl.

Reduced to an it.

Fashion is not about looking good, fashion is about selling stuff. If it looked good today, it would look good tomorrow. If it is fashion today, it will change tomorrow to sell more stuff.

This unicorn kind of looks like he has Sunburst’s mane style.

As Hall and Oates said, “Style is timelessand fashion’s only now.”

Phoebe probably feels that she was just stabbed in the back……

Spiders are deemed ugly, yet they’re still popular. Could be the same with humans in the unicorn community.

I was not aware that unicorns had houses (aside from ponies, of course).

A ‘Lady Gaga’ reference seems apropos, but I can’t think of a horse-related word that rhymes with ‘Gaga.’

I guess this’d be like saying “Oh, wow! Not only do you have a unicorn t-shirt, you actually LOOK like a unicorn!”

I seriously doubt that an actual is able to ride us. :P