Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for June 13, 2018

To quote the instructions to the “Home Improvement” game on the SNES: Real Men Don’t Read Instructions.

Love it, classic! Gentlemen, enjoy your vacations.

Her spends all his money on plasticy crap,

With red and blue lights and mysterious apps.

And when he gets old,

He’ll really be sore,

And blame everyone else,

For him being poor.

Pansies are blue, daisies are yellow, I’m not a poet, just a good looking fellow.

Mr Geisel, we sure miss you.

And although with women, he’s the master of inaction,

with a girl-geek he found a mutual attraction.

Then marriage and a little nerd, the things we all seek,

Now life is all good for our likable geek…

I know that guy…

Just be sure to say “Royce” to rhyme with Dr. Seuss.*