Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 29, 2018

Friends are not food.

And the Crystal Globe for Clairvoyance goes to Kyle of Lochalsh! Congratulations!

Sarlacc is thinking, Oh great. Now I have an old robot stuck between my teeth.

“But I’m graphene composite.”

I don’t think that works, either. I heard that after Boba Fett got knocked into the sarlacc, he managed to get back out.

Ahhhhh my spleen …. oh I forgot I don’t have one. Ahhhhh my _______?

Oldbot, you SERIOUSLY didn’t see that coming??

Not the top of the line AI ya got there, Oldbot…

But Oldbot is made of cheap tin.