Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 21, 2018

do something productive, boy, like (oh, I don’t know) mow the lawn

Mowing the lawn is boring! But at least it accomplishes something.

Tony claimed “There’s a new one EVERY DAY,” asking about 3 hours ago

What is your code?

Shame on you! Go mow the lawn!

It’s gonna be a long day… the longest of the year…

Have a nice summer solstice!

That kid is no Cool Hand Luke.

My code? Stay away from asshats.

We never said the words “I’m bored” at my house. Those words were always met by mother with “so clean your room” or “vacuum the hall” . Dad’s response was always the same, “Only boring people get bored.” Boy, do I have a lot of hobbies! ;)

Spend a night in “the box”.

Code of the WEST!!! Shoot Tony!!! if he asks that question again!!!

Area or zip?

Shut up, kid, and go mow the lawn.

no one could say that like Strother Martin (1919–1980) RIP

Years ago after my husband retired, he said “I’m depressed because I have nothing to do.” I said “I’m depressed because I have too much to do and nobody helps me.” He said nothing and still isn’t helping.

Then go and eat yourself 50 boiled eggs.

Well, it’s been established a couple of days ago that he can’t remember to mow the lawn, even after you just told him to.

Peter should try this test.

Peter: Would you like to go to a movie?Elliot: Sure!Peter: OK, the hearing works, mow the lawn.

Code 7-10.

“Which is the way he wants it.” Preceded by a club to the back of the knees.