Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 22, 2018

I think there’s a tvtropes.org page for that (“teslic oil” instead of “Tesla coil”), but I don’t remember what it is.

Tony asked, about 3 hours ago

Tesla or Edison?

~ what, Tony?

Ohm my…

Do I have to Volta tonight?

Or can I look up some current information first?

Tigressy… do you maybe mean “Watt, Tony?”

When I was in grade school, we only learned about Edison. It was much later that I learned more about Tesla, and how Edison was mostly good a stealing ideas.

You and your bright ideas!

Well – grounding him should fix that.

Tesla hands down.

It’s hard to find Teslic Oil around here. I guess he’ll just have to go to Bosnia and Herzegovina to find some.

What ever.

Edison. Lighthouse that is…

I’m a lucky fella

And I’ve just got to tell her

That I love her endlessly

Because Love grows where my Rosemary goes

And nobody knows like me

Static

The kid will never learn.

I’ll bet that when he was a kid, he was the one that threw rocks at wasp nests.

Way to stir the pot, Peter.