That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 13, 2018

The guest of honor had only one question:

“When does the stripper arrive?”

Charlie had drugged the wine so he could rob them after they pass out.

“For he’s a jolly good….wait a minute. I think he’s dead.”

“He falls for the classic Whopee Cushion every time!”

Uncle Gustav’s cousins found the wine he had hidden in a sack under the table.

It didn’t take long for all of the brothers to find out that Dad was talking to a probate attorney.

The Prime Minsterial hopeful didn’t want to be seen in such dubious company, even in a painting.

“Happy birthday to you, happy……. Hey – he’s stopped breathing.”

So, Mr. Dickens, which of us gets to play Nicholas Nickleby in the film adaptation?

Yes, I am casting for a revival of 1776- The Musical. But not tonight. Can’t a man eat in peace for once?!

You’ve heard of table wine; this is under the table wine.

" Feliz cumpleaños a ti … feliz cumpleaños a ti … feliz cumpleaños, bastardo barato … feliz cumpleaños a ti ! "

Take your toast and hold it between your knees!

OK, who knows the Heimlich?

For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow and So Say All of Us: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:For_he%27s_a_jolly_good_fellow_and_so_say_all_of_us,_by_Walter_Dendy_Sadler.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this before 1897 painting. The strip image coloration came from an unknown, to me anyway, source.

https://www.geni.com/people/Walter-Sadler/6000000045072462916 

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/speel/paint/sadler.htm 

http://www.avictorian.com/Sadler_Walter_Dendy.html 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/09/25?comments=visible 

has the other, which sadly, though my comment text is there with the line breaks removed, its 16 hyperlinks remain inactive, and its embedded image isn’t shown. &?@#!#%&!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1973 (June 12, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“No, I won’t sing along! Does that make me a curmudgeon? Well, fine then.”

You had to be quick to beat old man Bixby at musical chairs.

“God rest ye, Murray Gendelman..”

Geez, I don’t think they liked their bonus checks.

“To Anacreon in heaven, where he sat in full glee,

There came a petition from sons of harmony:"

No I don’t want to hear the other 60 verses of 99 bottles of beer on the wall.