Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 11, 2018

Aunty save your strength as most stupid people are three generations into it at the very least.

Is/was it Bill Engvall whose signature comedy bit was “Here’s your sign” for people who were clearly waiting for one?

If only it were that easy :-/

Aren’t you supposed to spit on your handkerchief first?

Polishing your mirror Aunty?

Unfortunately, Aunty, it’s not that easy. Would that it were.

There is no cure for stupid. Stupid is as stupid does.

Aunty, all that does is make your mirror clean.

Being stupid is a lot like being dead, you don’t know you’re dead but it’s still a pain for everyone else.

It won’t come off Aunty, believe me I’ve tried x

It’s a Tattoo. The Orange Ink is a dead giveaway.

That color does not exist in Nature.