Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 26, 2018

Aunty this voice seems to have a firm grip of whats required , so it makes sense to heed it.

Will that be your defence if it comes down to it Aunty?

Stop slapping yourself, Auntie.

The secret service never lets us get close enough.

I hear that voice too, Aunty!

I sometimes heard that voice when I worked in retail. But management wouldn’t let me slap the customers who really needed slapped. Lol.

Yes indeed, Aunty, you are as odd as they come. Do the voices cause terrible headaches?

My voice says to me: Watch out – you’re about to get slapped!

I am hearing that voice right now, and you are the only one I see.

Depends on what idiot is near me.

I’m glad it’s not just me Aunty, I thought I was going mad!