Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 17, 2010

I’d avoid the clam dip…

Would that be the pain, or the terror?

Space clams? That can’t be a good thing.

It would be shellfish not to indulge…

He should have the tools of his trade on his belt: whip, thumbscrew, spatula….

Now if he could have made the clam confess instead of just dip, he could call himself a real chief torturer…

He probably tortured the clam dip recipe out of one of his victims.

Space Crustaceans again?…. Yum!

Of course, because there are no real clams in space, “clam” is a euphemism for something else clamlike that you wouldn’t want to know.

I don’t like that other trooper’s attitude…..

Whenever I eat clam dip, it has a tendency to inflict pain and terror on my (fill in the blank).

(filling in the blank) friends, loved ones, and anyone else that gets within sniffing range

So fromage911, are you insinuating that it gives you a gastric catastrophe?

J-132, I try to avoid clam dip

How do they drink that coffee without straws?

The chef torturer?