Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 13, 2018

Looks like the PB has Lio allergies.

better hurry, Lio, before an elephant gobbles it

He’s on his way to a jelly sandwich.

It must have fermented.

Catch it and eat it alive!

The Blob that sticks to the roof of your mouth?

If my peanut butter ever runs off I am NOT going to chase it. In fact I am going to run the other way

Steve McQueen and the guys will head it off with fire extinguishers before it gets into the town movie theater.

Does the label say anything about sentience?

It’s alive!

It’s laughing. I rarely see peanut butter that happy.

“Skippy” peanut butter, perhaps?

That’s some nutty butter, all right!

Must’ve been natural peanut butter. If you don’t stir it, it would come out in one big glob like that!

“..He kept stabbing it with his steely knife, but he just can’t kill the beast..”

It’s a peanut butterfly!

BOLO: a blob of peanut butter was reported on the loose, last seen approaching the intersection of Elm and Main. If spotted, do not eat; repeat: do not eat! OMG!

We’re doomed!

“The Stuff 2: The Peanut Butter”. Rated R. An in-name-only sequel coming soon to a theater near you.

“The PB is running(‘spreading’?) amuck! Release the J”…

This is like the time liō opened a jelly jar… or Calvin’s dinner