There was once a boy, who, when he was born, was just a head. No neck, shoulders, trunk, legs… just a head.
But one day, when he was 16 years old, a new family moved into the house next door to his.
He was laying on his house’s dining room table when he saw that one of that family’s members was a 16 year old girl.
The boy immediately fell in love with her.
So, when the new family was finished moving in and settled, he rolled over to their house and knocked his head on the door.
The 16 year old girl answered the door. She looked around and didn’t see anything, so she started to close the door, and the boy said, “Hi! I’m down here! I’m the boy from next door, and I’ve fallen in love with you. Will you go out with me?”
The girl looked down at him and said, “What!?!?!?… You’re just a head… who would want to go out with you?” and she slammed the door.
The boy rolled back to his house crying. That night, while laying on his pillow, the boy prayed, “Oh God, I really, really love that girl. I love her so much that I wish I was anything but a head. Please God, change me while I sleep tonight?”
The next morning, the boy woke up and rolled into his bathroom and looked into a mirror.
He was no longer just a head! He was a tomato !!!
Overjoyed, he rolled out of his house over the the girl’s house and knocked on her front door.
Once again, the 16 year old girl answered the door. Once again, she looked around and didn’t see anything, so she started to close the door, and the boy said, “Hi! I’m down here! Its me, the boy from next door. Yesterday I was just a head, but today I’m a tomato!! Will you go out with me now??”
The girl looked at him, then raised her foot up, and slammed it down on the boy, crushing him, and splashing him all over her front porch.
Then, looking at the mess, she said, “You should have quit while you were a head.”
KA7DRE Premium Member about 6 years ago
That’s almost too horrible to watch !
Sue Ellen about 6 years ago
NO! Mustard on a hot dog. Ketchup on a hamburger.
gary about 6 years ago
If it were Heinz, it would be slower bleeding.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 6 years ago
…the predictable result of an Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
redback about 6 years ago
so the squirrel is now some kind of vampire?
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
“No, I say we get a head of lettuce and some ranch dressing and have ourselves a salad.”
Kind&Kinder about 6 years ago
Uh-Oh, he’s headed for a bisque!
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 6 years ago
There was once a boy, who, when he was born, was just a head. No neck, shoulders, trunk, legs… just a head.
But one day, when he was 16 years old, a new family moved into the house next door to his.
He was laying on his house’s dining room table when he saw that one of that family’s members was a 16 year old girl.
The boy immediately fell in love with her.
So, when the new family was finished moving in and settled, he rolled over to their house and knocked his head on the door.
The 16 year old girl answered the door. She looked around and didn’t see anything, so she started to close the door, and the boy said, “Hi! I’m down here! I’m the boy from next door, and I’ve fallen in love with you. Will you go out with me?”
The girl looked down at him and said, “What!?!?!?… You’re just a head… who would want to go out with you?” and she slammed the door.
The boy rolled back to his house crying. That night, while laying on his pillow, the boy prayed, “Oh God, I really, really love that girl. I love her so much that I wish I was anything but a head. Please God, change me while I sleep tonight?”
The next morning, the boy woke up and rolled into his bathroom and looked into a mirror.
He was no longer just a head! He was a tomato !!!
Overjoyed, he rolled out of his house over the the girl’s house and knocked on her front door.
Once again, the 16 year old girl answered the door. Once again, she looked around and didn’t see anything, so she started to close the door, and the boy said, “Hi! I’m down here! Its me, the boy from next door. Yesterday I was just a head, but today I’m a tomato!! Will you go out with me now??”
The girl looked at him, then raised her foot up, and slammed it down on the boy, crushing him, and splashing him all over her front porch.
Then, looking at the mess, she said, “You should have quit while you were a head.”