Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 16, 2018

So Poppin’ Fresh is now Hoppin’ Mad.

The heat is on her, and she may end up paying a lot of dough.

Some women just won’t accept that Dough means “No!”

So apropos for today!

What has crumb over you, Ms. Winkerpuff?

“Her yeast infection leads me to believe it was consensual, Mr. Fresh.”

But did he rise to the occasion?

After the trial is rendered done, Mr. Fresh is going to hear this words; “Will the jury please Rise” and he’s gonna loose it !

The donut behind him wants the hole truth, while behind him, she’s afraid he’ll keep muffin it up. (Know what I mean, cupcake?)