Strange Brew by John Deering for July 13, 2018

They don’t look hot, dog gonnit!

Why, when I see the phrase “foot long” do my thoughts become pornographic?

And the seminar also includes a raffle where they’ll say at the drawing congratulations, you may already be a wiener!

“Well hot dog, Marilyn, you’re lookin’ great today. I’ll never catsup to you."

“Oh.. tee-hee… but you’d relish the effort.”

WeinerCon 2018…?

How to ketch up with the Joneses.

“Since you all came to my seminar, I’ll be completely frank!”

Beanie Weenies have already existed for a long time! ;o)

Who invited Joey Chestnut?

….At least they’re not getting a ‘chili-reception’….(ducking now)

Watch out for the “krauts”!

I hear a bunch of Germans showed up and crashed the convention! (Or should I say “gnashed?”)

Look at all the questions on the board, it’s like they’re grilling them.