FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 11, 2018

I seem to have heard that even Old Faithful back in Yellowstone isn’t going off on time like it used to.

What you need is a good fogger to hit those female mosquitoes dead.

Time to scratch this vacation and move on to Plan B.

Roger should just leave the family at home, and go on a dad’s vacation with Calvin’s dad. Neither family would have to suffer

One of my favorite series . . .

Ah, here’s the strip that served as a book collection title.

Andy is a woman surrounded by self-centered idiots. Do not understand why she continues. Also curious how her and Roger’s dating life began and what was it about Roger that gave Andy the realization that he was “the one”.

Reading this thread makes me really itchy…

My mom always told me if I swat a bug on her I better show her the dead bug body.

As far as the timing of that geyser, at 60 yrs. old, I can relate.

Near the end of this series, Roger will get a bumper sticker that says “I left my blood at Skeeter Falls.”

You guys have been living with Roger for how long? And you still didn’t think/bother to check out in advance what he planned for you?

Dumb!

This is only one reason why I (and GK agrees with me) don’t care to camp out anymore.

I have never said “Ow!” over a mosquito bite. They must be especially large.

I am reminded of Caalvin’s Dad. “If your trips are miserable, your entire life is a vacation.” and, of course, “Suffering builds character.”