Monty by Jim Meddick for July 20, 2018

Spooky. I have a recurrent dream where I do exactly the same thing, but I’m always afraid someone will get in my car after I unlock it, and steal it.

Charlie escaped the MTA only to have this fate befall him.

I once put my key in the car door, opened the door and heard the car alarm. It wasn’t my car.

Another lost soul…

I borrowed my cousin’s car. Went to a supermarket….. when I went outside from shopping I suddenly realised all I knew was the car was a gray something.

I have an orange Jeep Wrangler. My odds of finding it are pretty good. But still some giant suv or van will park near me and make it hard to see. Then again when I see it, I know it is mine.

Hopped in my white vehicle , pushed the button and started it , drove off then noticed stuff on front seat that wasn’t mine, realized I had gotten in someone else’s vehicle that looked like mine…..evidently they had left their extra key fob in their unlocked car… quickly circled parking lot and found my car .. no one the wiser till now!

They can just sit and drink beer until the parking lot clears out; probably by 1 am.

Not one Jersey beach has a huge parking lot like that, big enough to misplace your car, they have small neighborhood lots that are really expensive, or you can park on the street and run back to the meter six times a day, or my choice of parking far enough away that there’s no more meters. But it can be a long walk. Then you pay for the beach. I still love the Jersey shore.

Oh no, the Clicking Zombie of Parking Lot 2B!

Projects run long when I am trying to find the F150 at Home Depot.

Is she wearing some kind of weird spidery earring?

My car is distinctive enough that I can find it fairly easily, though it is small and tends to get obscured by the huge trucks (a.k.a. SUVs) people favor these days.

I just wish Monty, Moondog, and Dehlia a safe extrication from this Danger Zone….

Today I can relate to this comic. A few years back I bought a new Silver car since the salesman had no other colors. Btw don’t buy that BS. Later I met my wife who constantly ribs me that my Silver car looks like every other car out there. Sigh