Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for July 17, 2018

Can Madeleine Albright be far behind?

Ooh! Diane Sawyer! She’d be nice!

Supposedly, Opus won’t give Yulia Tymoshenko the time of day … even though she’s been sending him flowers on the anniversary of their first smooch 14 years ago.

What about Jean Kirkpatrick? Or was that Bill the Cat?

Janet Reno,the early years ;)

Just how old is Opus?

Let’s be clear here – who’s tiny heinie is getting hootchie smooched?

I’d be all for giving Ms Sawyer’s heinie a smooch, hootchie or otherwise. We can see where it goes from there, but hopefully cuddling would be involved!

For the record: women will always find you.

My phone is silent. (I did keep it off the hook most of this afternoon—it’s a landline….)