Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 27, 2018

Whether you know the game and the players, or not, you are still likely to lose. But in this case, Bucky…are the Patriots in the American League or National League? We want to know if Larry Bird will have to hit.

I can’t wait for nationwide Sports Wagering! idiots like Bucky will swell the pots!

I wonder if they accept cats into Gamblers Anonymous. Go ahead and say it, Bucky. “My name is Bucky, and I am an idiot.”

You mean to say that Bird didn’t let Bucky know?

But Bobby Orr is still playing, right?

Pete Rose played a mean croupier.

Listen, Billie Jean King could beat Bird any day of the week because Bird hardly ever missed getting nothing but net!

Combining ignorance of 3 different major sports, then betting on the nonexistent outcome. That’s a special kind of stupid!

Who is Larry Bird? I do not watch baseball – boring!

Bucky and I have something in common.

Don’t think one could mix metaphor more..