Pickles by Brian Crane for August 03, 2018

That’s how I do my shirts — less the hiccoughs, of course.

so now what’s Opal going to do with the four extra pairs?

The shoes probably do not fit anyhow.

You have plenty of chances to back out of the order before it becomes final.

My Grandma always said if you find a pair of shoes you really like, Buy extras while you can.

I finally found some shoes I could not only afford, but that are comfortable and durable.

As might be expected, they stopped making them.

It could only happen to you.

That’s how Imelda Marcos got started.

I think Opal meant to say “five pair”….because if she meant only five, what is she going to do with the extra shoe?

Fortunately Amazon has an extremely liberal return policy. There have even been times when they told me not to bother to send the item back, they just went ahead and refunded the money.

Whatever happened to street cars great shoes

Amazon has this warning if you make a duplicate order, but I don’t want to spoil Opal’s levity, lol!

And even if you do make a mistake order you can cancel it. I did that a week or two ago, I accidentally 1-click ordered something and then hit cancel order and one of the options for “why” was “I made this order my accident”. It canceled, no money was taken out of my account, and all was well.

Aren’t those boxes a little too small for items from Amazon? Usually there’s a small box & half a mile of paper inside a massive cardboard crate!

That happened to me, once, while ordering PreparationH. Amazon sent along a proctologist – just in case.

If Earl had done that, Opal would have made some really nasty comment.

Then you cancel the extra orders.