Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 02, 2018

What’s next, “No Irish”?

He’s not alone though as sign on the left says no real coffee ;) or maybe StarSucks

They’re trying so hard to show they’re eco-friendly, they’re just grasping at straws.

Poor little guy…. hope he can stay flexible, and help suggest a new policy that doesn’t suck for him.

No straws – because they are such heavy drinkers!

Who’s next? Sippy cups?

Good one, Dan!

Wood stir sticks, next. Stir it with your finger.

Wow, that sucks.

I knew we were in trouble when they changed their original logo.

SLURP IT! Slurp it NOISILY!!

Paper straws need to make a comeback. I remember them from when I was a kid….

That’s the last straw!

Starsucks – we find new ways to alienate our customers all the time.

Commiefornia is one of the worse for trying to control everything it’s people do.

They had to make a ban becuase the plastic straws were always getting wasted…