The Barn by Ralph Hagen for December 19, 2010

You need ,more than that, Rory!

Is he playing hockey or golf?

Perhaps he should try croquet.

Air hockey!

Stop closing your eyes when you swish, Rory.

A bad tradesman blames his tools.

A little more swishing and Rory could be a windmill.

Have you tried a pair of skates?

Pour some hot water on the puck, Rory!

Dry, that would actually make it worse! Pucks are kept in an ice chest of super cooled brine solution so they won’t stick to the ice.

JFri, that way you can treat your pucks while also brining your turkey. Just be sure after you have sipped a few beers from the same cooler that you put the puck on the ice and the turkey in the oven. I have been served a few holiday pucks over the years and that is when I really appreciate the side dishes.

This one was REAL funny! LOL.

I stand corrected JFri! :-D

Hi cleo and Montana Lady!

Did somebody pull the wool over Rory’s eyes?

Keep practicing, Rory. It’ll come to you.

Hi, Marg!

Rory, maybe you need a new schtick.

Love those puppies, Mary

If Rory is correct, I need a new guitar.

I’m waiting for mine, from Musician’s Friend. Maybe I will be able to play this one.

I was only kidding. I’m a bass player but I have a Made in USA Stratocaster and the fact is .. I’m not that great a guitarist. My “but you can play this one” is a Squire Strat (Chinese) that I got from Musician’s Friend for about $100. It plays just like the one that costs the big bucks and I’m beginning to become selfish with it also. Good luck with yours. (Sorry to get off subject)

Hey, these comments are about over, anyway. I figure that, at this point, we can take ‘em anywhere we want.

I have a Squier Standard Strat (Indonesian), metallic black/maple. I got it for $199, from MF. They are a little more than that, now. It’s great. Also, an Epiphone AJ200SR-NA ($199). I’m waiting for an Epiphone AJ220S-NA ($199).

I’m beginning to see a pattern.

Rory, you make me smile :) So sweet!