Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 31, 2018

You misspelled “cemetery”!

Hmmm, does Whitey have a brother named Billy?

Am I wrong in thinking that Rob lives in an apartment? So, where would he have a lawn?

An apartment with a lawn; white cat previously yellow; some one is trying too hard!

He is wrong about us all being friends. He is no friend of mine.

Starts singing “Cat’s in the Kettle”

Kind of makes me think of a cat-version of Steve Buscemi…

We’re all reasonable people here, Mr. Wilco.

Shoe’s on the other paw now…

That bow tie doesn’t count as a collar?

This would make more sense if the pets were kangaroos…at least they’d have some way to carry all this money they keep talking about.

Glad to see the kitty got rid of his jaundice from last thursday

heh, a certain bow tie wearing fuzz face just realized his autonomy is a courtesy granted him by people who can literally decide whether he lives or dies

“That’s a nice computer mouse you got there, be a shame if sumpthin’ … happened to it… "

“Forget about it Wilco… it’s Chinatown” (apologies to J. Nicholson).

That perp is gonna be some cop’s collar!

Interesting that Wilco is dumb enough to tolerate a horrible pet like Bucky, but not dumb enough to be threatened by a bookie cat threatening to dump vermin on a nonexistent lawn.

He can’t make Wilco sleep wit’ da fishes, because Bucky would eat them all.