Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 01, 2018

You’re going to need one gallon or so of shoe polish, Lio, for THIS customer.

Land of the giants or did Lio zap himself with a shrink ray?

Danger lurks around every corner.

I think you’re going to need a bigger (expletive) shinebox…

Put those shoes in the back of a pickup truck and drive through a car wash. Choose the wax option.

This job needs a stronger shoeshine boy, like Underdog.

Talk about gun boats!

I am a humble and lovable shoeshine boy but when Polly’s in trouble I am not slow, it’s hip hip hip and away I go!

“Now go home and get your shinebox …”

Job security…

Lio meets Shoezilla.

I hope he leaves a tip in proportion to his shoe size.

Is that a relative of Scary Gary’s 50ft woman?

RUN, LIO!!

The giant is going to stumble as soon as he puts his foot down.

Either he has very bad pronation or supination, depending on if that is a left or right.

Lio really should have been more professional, prepared for all customers, even the super-sized ones. It’s not the giant’s fault that he wears huge shoes!