Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 05, 2018

Who else goes to school for a shortened day on the first day?

If Nate loses his temper and “can’t take it”, that would be the Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Chipmunk!

Chad is always funny. especially when he does not realise it.

Visualize toilet paper stuck to her shoe, see her walking, trailing TP behind her. Now Nate, try not to smile.

“Good Morning, Class! Mrs. Godfrey out sick today. I’m your Substitute teacher, Mistress Schadenfreude!”

Gotta love Mr. Peirce’s facial expressions!

“Don’t say anything! Just smile and sit down!” Yeah. Think about that. That doesn’t seem suspicious….

Looks like Nate is practicing for this year’s school picture.

Only someone like Chad could say that and get away with it because a. He doesn’t know it could be taken as an insult and b. He’s sooooooooo adorable.

I’d look deranged to if I’d been repeating the sixth grade for twenty years.

Actually laughed out loud at this one. Love it.

I agree with Chad on this one. XD

At least with a look like that, she won’t bother to call on you much…

How come he is still in 6th garde

Why does he keep getting Mrs. Godfrey every year?

Let’s hear it for Chad.

He really does look like a deranged chipmunk

Hey, it’s my profile.

here is a pic of a deranged chipmunk https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lVpCLHtMZpw/hqdefault.jpg

I just love how Chad is always so happy

deranged chipmunk lol

omg thats actually funny