Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 11, 2018

He saw ewe coming. You had the wool pulled over his eyes.

I can get down with that.

To his credit, the seller does look a little sheepish.

The shear gall.

Is that the wooly bully Sam the Sham warned us about?

Now you need a comforter.

What? Nothing about a ’Baa’d deal?

Made in Korea? You rooty toot fly hustler.

I know the feeling. When I get taken, I feel like a knit-wit.

He had you pegged as a ram-a-lamb-a ding-dong.

Got the shirt right off his baack!