Herman by Jim Unger for August 13, 2018

…You know, mushing the rice together and using seaweed bits for the pips might actually be a pretty creative way to serve rice…

Don’t ask me. I thought you ordered “fried mice.”

Is it served with rolls?

Heard in a Chinese restaurant (run by a new immigrant family) : “One more time that fool ask for “flied lice” he gonna’ get flied lice.” (No disrespect, their English was a lot better than my Mandarin.)

Ordering a meal there is a bit of a crap shoot…

I think Jim is running out of “funny”! Jes sayin ;o}

Good thing he’s not ordering in a foreign language.

Watch out for the snake eyes.

Mmmm! Chicken fried dice!