Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 07, 2018

Because they eat with those hands. They don’t want to taste where they’ve been.

“Soldier on”. That’s a way of putting it.

Panel 1: Now we know Phoebe’s Dad is a hairy dude…

Marigold’s one to talk, what with her big rear end…

If Marigold REALLY wanted to know about ridiculousness, she’d turn the Shield of Boringness up to Full and hang out in the changing rooms.

We’re only human, Marigold.

It’s annoying how much that made me laugh.

Thanks, Marigold. I feel so…good… about myself now. Or something.

I’m willing to bet Phoebe’s dad spent all day in the lazy river while Phoebe and Marigold were slipping and sliding. :P Makes me wonder, what’s mom been up to??? :/