A man walked into a bar and announced that he had a talking dog. If the dog talked, could he have a free beer. Sure, said the bar tender. What is my name, he asked the dog. “Ralph,” said the dog. Get outta here said the bar tender. Wait, we’ll try again said the man. Where did I spend the morning working? “Roof,” said the dog. “Bouncer,” called the bar tender. One more chance said the man. Name a famous German musicalcomposer. “Orf,” said the dog. When the man and the dog picked themselves up out of the gutter, the dog said, “Should I have said Beethoven?”
Nyckname over 6 years ago
It must not’ve been an Akita.
pschearer Premium Member over 6 years ago
I miss Little Orphan Annie. Arf arf! Or was that Popeye?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
When Rolf starts talking to a girl about cats, you can be pretty sure he’s about to get slapped into next Wednesday.
MCProfessor over 6 years ago
Uh? Oh yeah!
Bargrove over 6 years ago
A man walked into a bar and announced that he had a talking dog. If the dog talked, could he have a free beer. Sure, said the bar tender. What is my name, he asked the dog. “Ralph,” said the dog. Get outta here said the bar tender. Wait, we’ll try again said the man. Where did I spend the morning working? “Roof,” said the dog. “Bouncer,” called the bar tender. One more chance said the man. Name a famous German musicalcomposer. “Orf,” said the dog. When the man and the dog picked themselves up out of the gutter, the dog said, “Should I have said Beethoven?”
TazzTec over 6 years ago
Likewise, a woman told me her cat had my same unusual name. I was flattered.
gregorylkruse Premium Member over 6 years ago
I once had a cat with no name, and he claimed to be related to a horse.