Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 15, 2018

I wouldn’t bite the hand that feeds you, Satchel.

I’ve never quite understood the logic of animals that are smart enough to talk and write, but they misspell almost everything! As I’ve said before, were they educated in the American south? ;)

Satchel, you often remind me of the revolutionary leader who, when queried about the unpopularity of his movement, responded “The peasants are easily confused.”

Bucky, you deserve a major kick in the Buck-side.

Rob, I suggest you buy a can of a sealant paint, like Kilz, and cover the graffiti. Then meekly ask your landlord for matching paint for the walls and door. If you are lucky he will not rescind his “Pets Welcome” policy.

Loyalty is all well and good, but either Satchel has HIS loyalties very much confused, or Bucky has something on him. Is there video, Satch? A tape?

Bucky needs to do a stretch at a boarding kennel. That’s the feline equivalent of sending him to military school.

Why does Satchel go along with Bucky’s stupid schemes?

Knowing Bucky’s scatological proclivities, first thing I thought of when he said “B.M.” was British Museum, of course.

Rob’s let Bucky run a muck much longer than normal. I am seeing bucky heading for the lock up here soon.

Rob needs a human companion in his life.

Either Bucky is really smart, or he doesn’t realize that the letters “BM” have another, medical, meaning.

Bucky is going to have to move his museum. Yes, there will be a BM movement in Bucky’s future.

The BM for short! Love it.

Your bouncer isn’t going to be very effective when the people they need to bounce can pick them up and carry them around.

Maybe the cat can be displayed in the mummy section of the B.M.?

⇧ if they “were educated in the american south” their parents probably taught them some manners, unlike yours…