One of my favorite people of all time was a woman I knew, years ago now, who was killed by a Hit & Run driver at AGE 99.
She was leaving the bar where she’d gone for “A Beer and a Dance”.
I loved that old woman. At age 6, she was singing in the church choir. At age 18, she was “the girl on the elephant” with P.T. Barnum & Bailey. Then, she got married and was happy with him for 50 years.
After the Husband died, she developed a routine of going out once a week, having a nice dinner, then going to a nightclub to drink a beer, dance and, when the band was in a good mood, Sing a song.
talentwillout over 6 years ago
Aunty fear not as ‘Practical’ is the new ‘Sexy’
Troglodyte over 6 years ago
Switch to Gin ‘n’ tonic instead, Aunty. Tastes better and slightly less fattening.
pcolli over 6 years ago
You snort what you want, Aunty.
Iron Pounder over 6 years ago
Just ice here, and not much of that.
ladykat over 6 years ago
Spiced Captain Morgan on the rocks.
Marvin Premium Member over 6 years ago
That’s an ugly green cardy, Aunty. And, the coat looks like its been dipped in a 5L boxed wine spill.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
And now I’m Cardio and no joke! ♂
bakana over 6 years ago
One of my favorite people of all time was a woman I knew, years ago now, who was killed by a Hit & Run driver at AGE 99.
She was leaving the bar where she’d gone for “A Beer and a Dance”.
I loved that old woman. At age 6, she was singing in the church choir. At age 18, she was “the girl on the elephant” with P.T. Barnum & Bailey. Then, she got married and was happy with him for 50 years.
After the Husband died, she developed a routine of going out once a week, having a nice dinner, then going to a nightclub to drink a beer, dance and, when the band was in a good mood, Sing a song.