How about the guy who took an alligator into a convenience store, looking for beer? Or the drunk driver with an open container who told police he wasn’t drinking and driving: He only took a sip at stop signs and red lights?
Good one Dan! Run with this theme – there is plenty of material out there!
I told you, Dan. That’s why I went to City Council meetings and watched C-Span.
Yes, I agree with the other commenters, it would be fun to stay on this theme awhile. There’s plenty of source material.
Like the time a guy tried to hold up a local bar, that was THE bar all the local cops went to.
enigmamz over 6 years ago
How about the guy who took an alligator into a convenience store, looking for beer? Or the drunk driver with an open container who told police he wasn’t drinking and driving: He only took a sip at stop signs and red lights?
WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago
Good one Dan! Run with this theme – there is plenty of material out there!
Linguist over 6 years ago
I told you, Dan. That’s why I went to City Council meetings and watched C-Span.
Bookworm Premium Member over 6 years ago
Yes, I agree with the other commenters, it would be fun to stay on this theme awhile. There’s plenty of source material.
mauser7 over 6 years ago
Like the time a guy tried to hold up a local bar, that was THE bar all the local cops went to.