Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 21, 2018

How about pooping in your owner’s shoes?

And oh the stories it could tell/ And I bet you it still rings like a bell/ And I wish we could sit back on the bed in some motel/ And listen to the stories we could tell

Wait till they’ve had a couple of beers.

Okay, okay I’ve got one – who can bulge their eyeballs the biggest when outside taking a dump, and how many circles do you usually take before doing it?

All reasons why dogs and their human companions are so compatible.

The butt scoot boggie, perhaps?

And yet we still love them.

Is that where they got the slogan ,“Petco, where the pets go”?

This is why I keep lizards. That, and a leopard gecko won’t drag you out of the house at the least convenient times to go to the bathroom.

Awww so cute!